A Leopard Can't Change His Spots

Aleopard can not blind in.

Brownie Points

 Don't make too many brownies.

Chip on his Shoulder

  A bug on his shoulder.

Dirt Poor

 Verry verry verry poor.

Eat Drink and Be Merry

Funny Farm

 It is crazzy as a farm.

Go The Extra Mile

 Stay a little longer.

Hit the Hay

 Go away and don't come back.

I'll Have His Head On A Platter

 I am going to cut his head.

Joshing Me

 That you keep on bothering someone.

Knock on wood

 The door is made out of wood. 

Like a chicken with its head cut off

 You are scraming and runing .

My Brother's Keeper

 My brother have scert

No Room to Swing a Cat

 Have too many pets to swing them.

Over the Top

 Over the roof 's top.

Put on your thinking cap

Use your brain don't ask me.

Quality Time

Rain Cats and Dogs

It rained verry verry hard.

Skin of your teeth

The gum in your mouth

Til the cows come home

 You come home late.

Under the Weather

You are verry verry sick.

Van Gogh's ear for music

Who Let The Cat Out Of The Bag 

 The cat escapes the bag.

X marks the spot

 We found the teasure.

You are what you eat

Zero Tolerance